It's A Seniority Thing

That's the only way I can explain this:



http://www.gamespot.com/forums/index.html

"Hi, I'm a guy who calls himself Broccoli. I don't play video games much, but thanks to a little bit of metathesiophobia, and a big bit of laziness, I still hang around at a video game site, and have for almost 4½ years. I've played about 6 minutes combined of the Xbox, DS and GBA, and have yet to witness the alleged 'PSP'. The last game I played was a murder simulator, and it hurt my eyes.

However, I am the perfect guy to highlight as a model member of this community."

That bit of goofiness aside, it's cool to be in the spotlight. 'Tis a nifty feature of the new GameSpot forums, seemingly replacing the old leader board, which was pretty much the same 20 people all the time anyhow.

While I may not play video games a great deal anymore, I still find them interesting enough to keep track of a handful of upcoming games, watch gameplay vids, previews and reviews from GS and various G4 programming, and see how people make fun of the mentally handicapped.

At GameSpot specifically, it remains fun to hang out with the wrestling board and Virtual Underground folk. Then there's my moderator bretheren, who, despite not being able to open doors, enjoy sexually harassing each other in our secret lair, and making members' lives miserable, in lieu of doing actual work. Err, forget I said that.