When 7+ Hours A Week Isn't Enough...

...There's WWE 24/7, available NOW in CANADA~!, via Rogers Digital Cable.

Not that I have $10/month to spend on shows that are already in my collection, gathering dust within decade-old tapes, with F'd up (or out, in this case) logos, and other manners of legal or embarassment-induced incompleteness.

But I still want it. And a DVD recorder. And a new computer with a capture card, DVD authoring and DVD-R. And world peace. And a magical land with puppies and rainbows. And a Vince McMahon that doesn't run storylines that result in wrestlers being banned from 6th-place US networks. Psht. Good luck.